For the confused people on my dash, Eurovision is an event where all the European countries have a musician and a song and they all battle it out like the Hunger Games. Only one will come out alive. They will become King of Europe and control the EU and everyone has to speak that language for the year until next Eurovision.
(Source: im-sherlock-and-i-know-it)
When it was the United Kingdom’s turn to announce Eurovision results…
Hello from London, we are the hosts of this years 2012 Olympics
Just pointing that out so that everyone knows we won something.
the only reason the other countries aren’t voting for us is because they’re jealous.
because we are the United Kingdom.
That’s right, a Kingdom.
ok i think there’s a conspiracy going on with Sweden
like they made a dealhalf off on all ikea products
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